Satisfaction Guarantee:

I'm confident you'll love my massage and enjoy your session. If, within 30 minutes or so, you just ain't feelin' it, let me know. We can cancel the session and I can refund or forego the full amount.

 

Not happening:

Sex. Won't even talk about it. It is unethical and illegal. I understand it may be necessary to have discussions concerning anatomy and conditions that affect sexual or reproductive organs. The same is true for undraped massages while unclothed, too.

 

Favorite things?

If you like or need: essential oils; therapeutic ointments; extra bolsters\pillows\blankets; table lengthener\wideners; hot towels; tools\cups\crystals;.... any of these things can be provided.

The essential oils and ointments I have at any given time may vary. You can bring your own if you wish. Everything from heating and cooling gels, to lavender oil to CBD. I may advise against certain things though. I do not use products with THC- sorry, even if it is your fave . I understand, it's my fave, too.

My most common essential oils are (100% pure, therapeutic):

• Clove

• Peppermint

• Lavender

• Orange

• Jasmine

• German and Roman Chamomile

  • *FYI, many oils aren't considered medically necessary and are not medicinally approved. I'm happy to provide you with more information about them. If you're considering adding any to your health regimen for prolonged periods, please consult your doctor.

 

About time:

Hands on time is for the duration requested. 60 minutes is 60 minutes, etc. I sometimes have extra time which is usually allotted to talk about goals, preferences, and everything else that goes into a session. 

*I also make massages available after 10pm. There is an additional service charge of $60 per hour added to the per session fee.

 

Communication\Talking:

Communication is important and necessary to formulate an effective treatment plan. And this is a big topic that we can talk about to the extent of which you're comfortable.

 

Gratuities\Tips:

Gratuities and tips are not expected but are appreciated.

 

A word on techniques:

Most massages can be tailored to your liking. If you're uncomfortable at any time, please let me know. I prefer to work in a way that doesn't cause pain, however, please know that sometimes this is unavoidable, particularly with firm and deep tissue sessions.  On that note, I also know that some people like that $#!+  Cuz it hurts so darn good    I get it